BULLY MAMMOTH

It’s been over a year since we started performing at Tempe Center for the Arts and through that time we have learned many lessons. Not comedy lessons, not performing or producing lessons either…but LIFE lessons. Experience that can only be applied to life. Also, we went dutch on some veal parms, did Where’s Waldo? book reports, learned about boogers, bought Jesus a Ducati, saw the rise and fall of the former WRHF champion Chuck “The Chainsaw” Chapman, huffed some elephant farts, joined the Glaucoma Prevention Society, learned more about Steve Rippy’s drug problem than we’d like to know, did our Christmas shopping discount style at Lloyd’s, sang songs about Jenkem, solved murders thanks to sea turtles not having uteruses, found out exactly where Barack Obama came from, witnessed the first ever Texas Tornado Thumb Wrestle Tournament for the Regional Continental Title, thought Zack Morris was my son, learned about knife safety, had our parents try and pull a double intervention on us, used craigslist for terrible things, met Bjork’s boyfriend, saw a duet of “Beach Party Camp” sung by Elvis and Roy Morbidson, had some kidney/dick trouble, bought some Samoan Baby Coffins, and drank far too much Natty Light.

That is just a brief sample of what we’ve done and we have no intention of stopping.

Join us, won’t you?